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THE GOLFER'S BAG OF LAUGHS

Your friends say you’re uncultured

Because you’ve never read a poem;

Well, you can make them eat their words;

Buy this book and take it home.

There are jokes and funny poetry

Stored inside this little tome;

So you just memorise a few

And then go out and show ’em!

This ‘Golfer’s Bag of Laughs’ is great.

It’ll give your day a lift,

But if it doesn’t, don’t feel bad,

Just give it as a gift!

In Store Price: $AU17.95
Online Price: $AU16.95

Clearance price $2.50

ISBN: 1-9211-1804-0
Format: Paperback
Number of pages: 90
Genre: Fiction/Jokes
Includes illustrations

Author: Jeff Ferguson
Publisher: Zeus Publications
Date Published: 2005
Language: English

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We can’t all play like Tiger Woods,

We haven’t got his magic.

But everyone who’s seen you play

Has told me that you’re tragic!

But cheer up …………………*

just play your golf

As if there’s no Hereafter

And, if depressed, just read this book,

You’ll kill yourself with laughter!

READ A SAMPLE:

Foggy Golf

Now the hacker’s a golfer you just can’t ignore,

Even though it’s rarely he gets a good score.

He plays every Saturday; the lad sure is keen

Though the way that he swings could just rupture his spleen.

I’ll never forget one hot, humid day,

He arrived bright and early and eager to play.

He addressed his ball calmly and then started to swing,

But his glasses fogged up and he missed the damn thing.

So out came the hanky to wipe his specs clean

Then he stepped up again looking angry and mean.

Again they fogged up while halfway through the shot.

You could tell by his face, pleased as punch, he was not!

But his club had made contact with the wee dimpled ball.

Sending it screaming like a white cannon-ball

He again cleaned his glasses, when, son of a gun!

He found he had just scored his first hole in one.

And so it went on for the rest of his round.

He kept playing great golf and he finally found,

He could give up those costly professional classes

As long as he played golf with his thick, fogged-up glasses!

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