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AUTHOR BIO. Dave Wellings began writing in the RAF,
serving in After driving from Adventures and misadventures in He now lives on the Darling Downs,
between Toowoomba and Warwick- the Chapter One The hotel had seen better days. It had probably seen better nights,
judging by the few aging utes parked outside at what was traditionally the
drinking hour. It was dusk on a winter’s evening and the low-powered lights
were doing little to brighten the gloomy interior as I watched from across the
street. The appointment had been made for ‘after work’, a pretension on my
part to disguise the fact that there had been no work to prevent an appointment
at any other time, day or night. My determination to survive as a freelance
journalist had not precluded a weekly search through the ‘Situations Vacant’
column of the local newspaper in the hope of a regular pay packet. And one day,
surprisingly, uniquely, there it was: ‘Experienced
biographer wanted to ghost-write life story of internationally known musician.
Payment by arrangement.’ There was a
I was a regular visitor to
A staircase faced the front entrance but the light was too dim to reveal
much on the upper floor. On the ground floor, archways rather than doors led off
to the bar and dining room which both had pressed metal ceilings. The ceiling in
the bar was stained a dun brown from generations of smokers. In 1992 laws
prohibiting smoking in public areas had yet to be introduced and the five men
seated at the bar had created their own blue canopy. Poker machines, on the
other hand, had been introduced long before and were seen in virtually every pub
in Queeensland – except this one. There wasn’t even a television. Leonard
Lamont, now playing No Other Love Have I,
had no other competition. I was disappointed that he wasn’t someone famous. I
would have recognised a famous musician, even a slightly famous musician, I was
fond of music. I would even have recognised the drum major of the Warwick
Thistle Pipe Band – but I didn’t recognize Leonard Lamont.
He had dark, swept back hair and a trimmed moustache; the black
turtle-necked jumper under his cream jacket was probably a concession to the
chilly room rather than to some notion of fashion. His black leather shoes were
highly polished and the fine gold chain around his neck occasionally glinted in
the beam of a small spotlight. His face reminded me of an unforgiving
headmaster’s and it was only when he had come to the end of the Richard
Rogers’ medley that his severe expression eased and he turned his head in my
direction. The middle-aged couple remained sullenly mute and I hesitated to
applaud alone in case it would be interpreted as sarcasm so I smiled back and
nodded, like a Japanese businessman. When we had spoken on the ‘phone, he had
told me, in a slightly surprised tone, that so far I was the only applicant.
Like Leonard Lamont, I had no competition. I finished my drink, stood up and
walked self-consciously to the dais.
“Mr Lamont? I’m Dean Wesley; I answered your ad in the ‘Daily
News’.”
His eyebrows rose slightly and I suspected he was as disappointed in me
as I was in him. He stood up and offered his hand. Allowing for the dais, I
guessed we were of the same height, around 1.76m, but on closer examination I
estimated his age to be in the mid-fifties rather than the mid-forties I had
allowed him from across the room.
“I was expecting someone … older.”
Did he mean more experienced?
“I’m 23 – nearly 23,” I corrected.
“But you have …?”
Left school? Permission to stay out after dark? I had to wait while he
controlled a fit of coughing which he did by draining the dregs of whiskey from
a glass on the piano. I knew it was whiskey, I had already smelled it on his
breath.
“… You have qualified as a writer, you’ve written books before?”
“Not books as such – but I did take a Fine Arts degree in Journalism
from USQ – and I’ve written lots of biographical profiles for …” He
wasn’t really interested in my Second from Toowoomba or my prolific profiles;
his eyes were commuting from the empty glass in his hand to the empty glass in
mine.
“Can I get you another?” I asked belatedly.
“Would you? Double scotch and a splash, a mere raindrop. Just ask Nick
for my usual.”
Nick’s head was presumably the one I’d seen at the hatch. Waiting for
the drinks gave me time to compose my thoughts, I realised I wasn’t making a
good impression. As I went back with the double scotch and single raindrop,
Leonard Lamont stepped down from the dais and waved me towards the low table
where I had previously been drinking.
“Let’s sit down and have a chat, we’re not busy in here tonight.”
Not busy? No one would have noticed if he’d set fire to the piano. I
sat back in the same worn leather chair and took a slurp of my second VB. “Mr
Lamont …”
“Leonard,” he insisted.
“Leonard, I think you might already be familiar with some of my work: I
used to write ‘The Indefinite Article’ every week in the
“Oh, that was you, was it? Haven’t seen it for a while.”
“Well, no, you wouldn’t. The paper went under six months ago.”
I was beginning to wonder how many of his ‘usuals’ was usual and what
effect they’d had over the years. Perhaps he wanted to tell his life story
before it became confused with alcoholic fantasy.
“It was my first job after graduating. I was a D Grade reporter, in
fact, I was the court reporter, the sports reporter – and the theatre and
music critic of course – I covered pretty well everything except the front
page lead and civic affairs, which old Mr Grantham covered himself. After a
year, he invited me to write a weekly article about local people in the news, it
was a general brief, nothing specific, that’s why I called it ‘The
Indefinite Article’. I had a free hand, it was great experience.”
Leonard sipped his drink and closed his eyes. I wasn’t sure if he was
even listening.
“In September,” I blundered on, “I wrote about the lady who
organised the Carnival of Flowers in Toowoomba. And in May, for the Clifton Race
Day, I interviewed two apprentices about life as a jockey. It was a humorous
piece: they answered every question with a reference to food – or lack of it.
It was sub-titled: ‘Hungry for Success’.”
Leonard showed no flicker of recognition.
“I wrote the last profile in the New Year. It was about this old
gentleman who had been awarded an Order of Australia Medal for raising funds for
a medical evacuation helicopter. He’d driven an ambulance in the First World
War, served in the Medical Corps in the Second and then, in his 90s, was still
selling raffle tickets every week, out in all weathers. His life spanned the
century, from horse-drawn ambulances to choppers. A good story, a potted
biography really.”
Leonard was unmoved.
“Anyway, Mr Grantham’s health wasn’t too good and the big media
groups were targeting his advertisers, so he shut up shop.”
“And now you are unemployed,” Leonard added without much sympathy.
“No,” I countered, a little too quickly. Under-employed perhaps.
Anxious for more income, certainly but not yet officially unemployed. “I’m a
freelance writer,” I said, trying to make it sound like a step up from a
regularly paid reporter. “I contribute to rural magazines and cover football
at weekends – and anything else that comes along.”
It was a cue for Leonard to explain what he had in mind but he merely
turned to nod to another middle-aged couple heading across the foyer towards the
dining room.
“I’d better get back to the Joanna,” he said and stood up, empty
glass in hand.
“But what about the book?”
“Hmm, are you sure you can handle something this big? And get it
published?”
I could understand why he would prefer to wait for a famous author to
come along to write his biography and have publishers fighting over the
contract. I would have preferred a subject whose mere name guaranteed a
best-seller but we can only play the hand that fate deals us.
“I can’t guarantee publication,” I admitted. “That would depend
on the content and how it was presented – but yes, I can handle it.”
“Hmm,” he hummed again, less than convinced. “The content won’t
be a problem; I’ve performed all over the world. And as a pianist in a hotel
lobby one gets to see everything, all the comings and goings. You’d be
surprised.”
I probably wouldn’t; a ticket collector at a railway station could say
the same thing but I didn’t want to spoil my chance by mentioning it. Leonard
made a decision. “Look, why don’t we have dinner together on Sunday night.
Give me a quote, a ball park figure for ghost-writing the book and – and
we’ll take it from there.”
“Here?” I asked doubtfully.
“Yes, I don’t work on Sundays but I’ll be here.” He gave me a
reassuring wink and turned away. He paused at the hatch for another scotch and
raindrop and then returned to the piano. He launched into a piece I recognised
from one of my Dad’s old vinyl LPs: it was The
Dream of Olwyn. I reckoned he was showing off.
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