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HUGO, ARMSTRONG AND ME 

Travel, philosophy, literature
and a big beast of a bike race.

This book is very special in that it captures the magic of Victor Hugo, France and the tour de France...the reader is drawn in to the story and really feels a part of it.

What better way to explore France, mixing the author’s personal passions of literature, philosophy, art, wine, food and cycling.

‘If it was good enough for Rimbaud and the modern version is good enough for millions of spectators and professional cyclists from around the world, it’s time for me to combine those passions.’

This is a philosophical, whimsical and humorous look at France.

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ISBN: 1-9208-8428-9
Format: Paperback
Number of pages: 202
Genre: Non Fiction

Cover: Kaye Forster

 


Author: John Briggs 
Imprint: Zeus
Publisher: Zeus Publications
Date Published: 2004
Language: English

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About the author  

 

John Briggs is a senior journalist with the Hobart Mercury, mixing news reporting, features, sport and column writing.  He has won sports writing awards for basketball, athletics and football, winning national awards in athletics and basketball.  He worked at the Auckland Commonwealth Games in 1990. 

He has covered cycling for two decades and had a lifelong passion for the Tour de France, French literature and travel. 

He is a B grade golfer and one of the world’s slowest, but dedicated bike riders, commuting daily to The Mercury from his home in suburban Montrose.

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WHEN   IT   SIZZLES     

 

The fat man in the cloth cap sits in a booth listening to a 40-year-old recorded radio tape of the Tour de France. There are tears in his eyes and the romantic in me dares to dream he may have been one of the participants all those years ago. He leafs through one of three volumes on the 100 years of race history. He looks up at me, takes his handkerchief from his pocket and loudly blows his nose. I leave him with his memories.

It’s the first day of July at a special exhibition in the Hotel de Ville in Paris. There’s a spectacular display of still pictures, recorded interviews, old radio recordings and so many more images. Outside the weather is unseasonably cool but the anticipation about the centenary Tour de France is hotting up. The riders are beginning to arrive in Paris. There are 22 teams of nine men, plus scores of managers, mechanics, masseurs, PR men and sponsors. A media pack of about 700 will follow the Tour recording every moment of the world’s biggest annual sporting event.

I'm in a state of euphoria which not even three decades of journalistic cynicism can blunt. The day started with a visit to the home of my literary hero, Victor Hugo, at the Place Des Vosges. It was a long awaited spiritual pilgrimage. All week I've been humming, or singing, the Cole Porter song I Love Paris, especially the lines which go … "I love Paris in the summer … when it sizzles".

There are many great pilgrimages to be had in Paris … I've also been to the Picasso Museum this week and, on previous visits, joined the throngs at Montmarte, Notre Dame Cathedral and the inevitable Arc de Triomphe and Eiffel Tower.

To become a Francophile was, for me, against all odds and expectation. Travel is a wonderful, invigorating, tiring, adventure. For some it's a once in a lifetime thing, the big trip to Europe, the USA or maybe Asia. They put it away in their memory bank of experience and refer to it occasionally. For me it can never be like that. I have an addictive nature. I have been known to gamble, eat or drink too much. Travel has replaced those vices. I can’t hear the sound of a train whistle without wanting to be on the train. When I visit an airport to collect a friend or interview a visiting celebrity I’m itching to fly away. Fly anywhere. Songwriter Willie Nelson said “moving’s the nearest thing to being free”. Before I go there is delightful anticipation. I study the guidebooks, read the travel books, talk endlessly of past journeys and dream of those to come. When I first visited Vietnam I had dreamed of it for years. It did not disappoint. But with France I expected nothing special.

It was like falling hopelessly in love at the wrong time, with the wrong woman but I knew I had to go back, as soon as possible. Finding a good reason to revisit and write about France became an obsession. First I thought maybe a pilgrim's journey to the places where Picasso lived. Then it was Victor Hugo, poet Charles Baudelaire or so many other prospects.

Then the idea suddenly revealed itself in the long-held ambition to write about and watch the Tour de France.

What better way to explore the country I have come to love, mixing the personal passions of literature, philosophy, art, wine, food and cycling.

There is also a connection, of sorts, between French 19th century literature and the modern cycling festival we know as the Tour de France. In the early 1800s it was the term for an educational tour taken by young apprentices or students. The poetic teenage genius Arthur Rimbaud set off on several such journeys he referred to as his “Tour de France”, although he was hardly your typical young French apprentice. More the precocious schoolboy, already shocking the public with talent-laded, if lurid, verse.

If it was good enough for Rimbaud and the modern version is good enough for millions of spectators and professional cyclists from around the world, it’s time for me to combine those passions. 

FALLING  IN   LOVE   WITH   FRANCE 

 

On my first night in Paris there was no sumptuous dinner by the banks of the Seine, washed down with chardonnay and followed by a stroll through Montmarte then late night coffee in the streets once peopled by Picasso, Hugo or Hemingway. The highlight was to sit in a launderette, three blocks from the Moulin Rouge, watching my friend Jim's underpants circling the machine.

It wasn't meant to be like that … but travel, or life on the road, doesn't always fulfill the fantasies. We arrived in the city of light from Zurich on a very fast TGV train. A month earlier we had shared a week in a Tuscan villa with Jim, his wife Ruth and another couple. Jim and Ruth were heading to the United States early the next day and a date at the laundry was a major priority. They had already seen the Eiffel Tower, Arc de Triomphe and the Palace of Versailles. That night we saw underpants, bras and socks.

     It sounds an unglamorous and disappointing memory but there are delights around every corner for the dedicated traveller. The first exploratory walk earlier in the day proved  to be as exciting as any on our travels. Stumbling out of the hotel near the Opera and making that afternoon promenade was pure magic. I've seen many of the world’s most famous monuments, glorious temples and cathedrals, walked in the footsteps of Caesar and Dante, visited Olympic stadia, Greek islands or the verdant rice paddies of South East Asia. But to suddenly look up and see Place Pigalle on a street sign was strangely more significant than any sightseeing icon. This was, finally, Paris. The city of writers, painters, romantics, dreamers and the young at heart.

And it is the place, up the Champs-Élysées, where the yellow-clad winner of the Tour de France glides in triumph each July. 

All life seems to be about conceptions and misconceptions. Dreams, false dreams and broken dreams, clichés, fact, fiction and the ultimate and inevitable paradoxes. It's those conceptions, generalisations and paradoxes which are so fascinating in France and, in particular, Paris.

The French are arrogant, obsessed with their own language and culture and don't suffer fools gladly. They hate the English and are dismissive of  Americans. The French have no backbone in military matters. French waiters are rude, their drivers dangerous and many French are plain stupid and racist.

French women are the most beautiful on the planet, their children charming. If they didn't invent democracy they certainly perfected it. A black person has more chance of  being middle-class than in any other western nation. The French are clean, caring and polite. They are politically aware, love movies, sport, the ballet and foreigners who are willing to at least say, "bonjour". Paris is the world’s most beautiful city, the most loved and most cultured. The Mayor of Paris is openly gay and a socialist. Try getting elected in Washington with those two tags.

So much for generalisations. You could make the same observations  in most countries. 

Falling in love with France is about as difficult as tumbling into a swimming pool on a 40 degree day in Bangkok, or collecting a winning lottery prize. Most people are ready for it, wanting it, almost begging for it. For me, it came against the odds. Love at first sight, unexpected and exciting beyond belief. I had taken on board the usual Anglo brainwashing about the French and had been prepared to not love a nation which did nuclear testing in the Pacific and had, like other European powers, so cruelly colonised much of the world, including Indo-China. I was prepared to love the place and be indifferent to the people or some aspects of Paris, the south or the countryside. Then it happened, like a gentle hammer blow of the senses, or Cupid’s dart.

Luck and fate often fashion love. During a wet and wild, but enjoyable few days on the Italian Ligurian coast, my wife Robyn and I had changed plans because of flooding further north and around Venice, our intended next stop. We found ourselves instead on a train heading towards the French border and the Riviera with no firm plans. Near the border we chatted with an Indian-born Frenchwoman who lived in Monte Carlo but shopped in Italy. She was returning from one such excursion and we got to talking about "the price of things".

"We are thinking of stopping off in Monaco and seeing the casino in Monte Carlo, all that stuff, but we probably can't afford to stay there, " I explained.

"Oh, no, no, no," said our new friend, "there are villages nearby with good-priced hotels, just a few kilometres from Monte Carlo. One such place is Cap d’Ail, just two kilometres and a cheap bus fare from Monte Carlo. It's lovely there."

We were three stops from Cap d’Ail. I looked at Robyn. She shrugged. I must have looked like a puppy wanting to play with a stick.

"Ok, let's do it," she said, and by the time the words were out of her mouth I was pulling the suitcases down from the overhead rack. Minutes later, we were standing, all alone, on the train station with only the sound of Mediterranean waves lapping in our ears. It was like one of those suspense movies where the guy alights in a ghostly, desert town. Had we been misinformed? Where were the people?

We bravely crossed the railway tracks and discovered a sign which indicated Centre Ville (town centre) pointing acoss the road and uphill. Still no people. As we climbed the zig-zagging hill, pulling suitcases on wheels and feeling a bit foolish, no people appeared and there was no evidence of a village. There were some huge mansions behind locked gates and it was clearly a most salubrious neighbourhood for the rich and famous. After climbing a kilometre or more we looked back at the majestic Mediterranean and laughed. If the worst came to the worst we could always return to the station and get the next train. But like Edmund Hillary in the pursuit of Everest we pushed onwards, upwards. Eventually, we saw evidence of human life as an old man emerged from a driveway, wearing a navy blue beret and out of control moustache, looking like the steryotypical Frenchman of a 1950s movie. So, such people do exist in the France of the third millenium.

"Ou est la centre ville?" I asked.

He pointed skywards with a mixture of puzzlement and disdain. It appeared no other travellers in the south of France would be so foolish as to get out at Cap d’Ail. The switched-on and chic probably alight at Monte Carlo and grab a taxi or limousine. Finally, he smiled sympathetically and gestured we should follow him towards the village. Then, like the scene in the ancient movie, Brigadoon, where the village is revealed by clearing mists, we were suddenly, happily and wearily in Cap d’Ail.

The lady from the train was right. There are many small villages near Monaco and Cap d’Ail was everything she promised. There was a boulangerie (baker), two hotels, three restaurants and some other shops. It was adorable.

We stumbled into the Hotel Normandy to be greeted by a Nordic beauty who declared, "yes, we have several rooms, would you like to see?"

After settling on a room with a view of the sea, we began a week-long stay in a small hotel you dream about. The owners had entrusted the running of the place to two lovely, 20-something Swedish women, while they took a post-summer break. Each morning we lingered over breakfast on the terrace, gazed out to sea, swam in the Mediterranean, visited Monte Carlo, Nice and Cannes on the bus and began to understand why so many millions before us have made such a fuss of the south of France.

One afternoon, while sipping coffee outside what had become our favourite restaurant, a cycling race came rushing past. This was hardly Le Tour de France. More likely a club race, with many riders in the veteran category. They had climbed the hill to our village and were speeding on towards Nice, some stragglers had lost contact with the peleton but were chasing hard to get back in the race. I started to sing that old pop song Cheek to Cheek, the line which goes, "heaven … I'm in heaven". And heaven it was, all this and a bike race thrown in.

My second French love affair came, again, by accident a few weeks later, when we decided to make an impulsive decision to jump off the train in Avignon, the historic walled city which once housed the 14th century popes during the period they had fallen out with Rome

By chance, we had arrived on a day when it was clear something special was happening. There were street signs telling of a festival of some sort and wine seemed to be playing a part. After making the usual walk through town we enquired at a delightful looking hotel of the three star type, overlooking the town square, which was covered in outdoor restaurant and a very short walk to Palais des Papes  (Palace of the Popes). The hotel receptionist, a handsome, dark-haired guy in his thirties, looked us up and down, raised an eyebrow, delivered the clichéd Gallic shrug after I had tried out my hopeless French request, "avez vous en chamber pour deux personnes?" He looked slightly more impressed that I would attempt his language but replied, in English, he had nothing to offer us.

“Such a  pity … the hotel looks so nice, so central, you know. Do you think there may be something similar, nearby?"

"Where are you from?" he enquired, with more interest.

"Australia".

"Oh, Australia, I thought you were American. Of course I have a room. It's on the first floor, overlooks the square. I'm so glad you are not American."

During the next few days, Paul became our friend and helper. This was a few weeks after the Sydney Olympics. Paul was besotted with the opening ceremony, Cathy Freeman, Australia, Sydney and the whole thing. He wanted tips for his upcoming travel in Australia. He loved us, loved Aussies … just couldn't get fond of the Yanks.

Back on the streets of Avignon later that day we discovered the special event consisted of an annual wine festival, street parade and launch of the latest Rhone Valley red. To honour the grape, the many winemakers of the district marched through the city in costumes of their local guilds, dating back centuries. Later, there was a massive wine-tasting and launch in the vast courtyard around the Palace of the Popes. For a few francs we could have a souvenir glass and as many samples as we could handle. It was a wonderful experience and, not for the first time, I noted the lack of public drunkenness in France and Italy, where such behaviour is considered uncool.

The glorious red wine heightened the appetite and at one of those outdoor restaurants I discovered a sensational fish soup with an accompanying pate to die for. We returned twice more during five days in Avignon and in subsequent visits to French restaurants in many towns, have been disappointed in the holy grail search for such soup. I have become boring on the subject of the soup. Cap d’Ail and Avignon readied me for the romance with Paris.

So much of life brings disappointment when the reality does not live up to the anticipation. Paris doesn't seem able to disappoint. And to celebrate 100 years of the Tour De France, it was decided to start and finish the 2003 race in Paris and visit many of the towns and cities of the inaugural event.

Le Tour is 100, Lance Armstrong is seeking five straight wins, Australian Robbie McEwen defends his sprinter's green jersey and I’m ready.

 

      

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