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ACCIDENTAL DISCOVERY

Brendan O’Reilly is a very handsome priest being driven mad by his awakening sexuality made worse by women who want to bed him.  

The Archbishop decides to transfer Brendan. On his way to his new location he encounters Jack Stern, a successful businessman, who seduces Brendan into swapping identities. Brendan finds himself running a brothel while Jack is disguised as the local priest.  

In Newburn, Brendan and Jack decide to change the nature of things. Brendan converts the brothel into a sex-therapy clinic and Jack preaches that there are no such things as sin or disease.  

It is there that the ghost of a murdered priest appears to Brendan. It tells him of supernatural powers that he possesses and instructs him in their development. Brendan learns of the power of bi-location, telekinesis and the creation of protective force-fields.  

Brendan, Jack and Yvette, the parish housekeeper, find themselves on the run from corrupt government officials, local police and the Catholic Church. The final showdown occurs at Saint Pious Church and is filmed by the local television station. This novel is fast-paced, humorous, with a love story, supernatural themes as well as thought-provoking philosophy.

In Store Price: $AU29.95 
Online Price:   $AU28.95

ISBN: 978-1-921240-01-0
Format: A5 Paperback
Number of pages:376
Genre:  Fiction

 

 


Author: Maurice Czarniak
Publisher: Zeus Publications
Date Published: 2007
Language: English

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Maurice Czarniak was born to Polish immigrant parents in 1950. His father survived the German concentration camps after being imprisoned for being a resistance fighter.  

He was raised a catholic, became an altar boy at eight years of age and remained so until he was 20. He was inducted as an acolyte in the church and served until his early 40s.  

His schooling was at Servite College in Western Australia . After high school he studied medicine, failed half-way through, but went on to complete BSC BPharm FPS.  

He married a very pretty blonde German girl, Petra , in 1982 and they have two children, Christian and Katherine.  

His strong creative streak first presented itself in the kitchen at a young age with an intense interest in cakes and eggs. A desire to paint came next. He taught himself, and has produced highly commendable works of art, ranging from impressionism to traditional portraits. His wife and family have since taken up most of his time and he has not been able to spend much time painting.  

He continued in the pharmaceutical industry, creating topical nutritional products, which were both cosmetic and therapeutic. These can be found at naturalsecrets.com   

His creativity could not be stopped, instead changing direction to creative fictional-writing, based on his own experiences and observations.  

Accidental Discovery is the first of a series of novels which are waiting to burst forth from his imagination.

Chapter 1 – Advantage Taker  

 

Jack Stern was awake. It was 5:30am. The sun had just started to appear on the horizon. Warm golden light filtered through the lace curtains and painted the naked body of his latest conquest. She was French. Exceptionally beautiful, a vibrant blonde, one whom any man would worship and have as his wife, but to Jack, she was just another toy, something to occupy his time for a brief moment or two and discard once he had lost interest. It was not that Jack mistreated or abused women, on the contrary, he had always handled them in the most chivalrous manner, attending to their every need in minute detail. The problem was that he could not warm to them. Everything that he did was mechanical, almost programmed, all as a result of his attitude to business and the ridiculous fashion in which he could make money. Floating on such immense wealth, all that he had to do was cast that line with nothing more than a look, a word and women were his. As Jack lay there contemplating, he was unaware that his recent catch, Michelle, was awake and beginning to play with his manly bait. As the waves of sexual pleasure spread through his body he began to think about the different forms of ecstasy and wondered if they possessed a common thread. Was spiritual and sexual ecstasy one and the same? He closed his eyes and focused his attention upon Michelle’s desire to start the day on a beautiful note.

 

The Classical Music of Gabriel Faure’s ‘Pavane’ filled the sumptuous interior of Jack Stern’s red Ferrari. Everything in his life had to be just right, well balanced, a sense of style, beauty and of course, performance. He glanced at his gold Chopard wristwatch; it was later than he had anticipated. He gunned the engine, the car leapt forward in total contrast to the music. He changed lanes and sped past numerous cars, a motorcycle policeman and several heavy-duty lorries. In a matter of seconds Jack sensed that the chase was on. With siren on and lights flashing, the policeman was in hot pursuit. Jack loved a challenge, especially if it had anything to do with any aspect of the law. He was late for the office and did not have the time to deal with the petty-minded antics of a traffic cop. Jack put himself into automatic mode; his senses surveyed the traffic in front, behind and to the sides of his Ferrari. Decision made, he changed the radio to tape, the song I am always one step ahead of you’ blared out. It was a catchy tune, a good rock-n-roll number that he and a friend had collaborated on. Jack put up the volume, clutched out and changed down a cog, the Ferrari leapt again, Jack turned the steering-wheel sharply to the left and then to the right so the car instantly slid sideways in the same direction as it was previously travelling. The tyres screamed with agony as they dragged across the bitumen and then they gripped once again, propelling the car forward across the stream of heavy traffic. Before anyone could respond by braking or blowing their horns he was away diagonally and down the off ramp to the city. The policeman had no chance, as manoeuvrable as a bike might be, his reactions were too slow.

‘Oh well,’ he foolishly thought, ‘there will be a next time.’ 

Jack changed the tape back to radio, Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture now played. Perhaps the cannons are an omen of today’s events he thought, as he motored his way to the office. After he entered the private parking lot, he stored his car in his reserved bay and made his way towards his plush offices. As he made his way in, he was greeted by the voices of women hysterically screaming, shouting, crying. His secretary, Miss Julia Sutton was trembling. She was white with fear as she tried to deal with two very large opponents. The Ricci twins were threatening to destroy the entire office and kill everyone in it, especially Mr Jack Stern once they laid their hands on him. Papers and magazines were already strewn about. The desk’s vase of fresh flowers decorated the wall in a hundred pieces. Several of the glass-framed paintings had met with similar fates. As soon as Jack appeared, all eyes were upon him. The Ricci women lunged at him, attempted to tear out his eyes and hair. With cat-like ability he sprung away and was able, in a gentlemanly fashion to despatch each one of his assailants simply by side-stepping, bobbing and weaving. Each woman encountered the same end, unconsciousness. Without a hair out of place, Jack Stern looked at his secretary, smiled and asked, “Now Miss Sutton, would you please tell me what this is all about?”

“Yes sir, but can you please give me a moment to regain my composure,” she shakily replied.

“Of course, in my office in ten minutes?”

“Yes sir, thank you sir,” she hastily replied and took her leave.

 

Building security and maintenance were called in to repair the damage and usher out the bewildered assailants. Jack waited patiently in his office for his secretary’s arrival. “Now, who were those women and what did they want?”

“They claimed that they were the twin daughters of the late Mr Giovanni Ricci who recently committed suicide. He had lost a company and a huge sum of money during a recent share deal. They claim you were involved. They say you are responsible for everything. His death, their loss, their fortune and future income, they came seeking revenge. I fear that they are very serious about this and unless they receive some sort of compensation, they are going to do just that.” 

“Now Miss Sutton, do not overly concern yourself. What I did was perfectly legal. I just happened to take advantage of some opportunities one might say that presented themselves in law.” 

“Even so sir, I think you should take precautions. There is no telling what they might do next. They might even… ” She put her hand up to her mouth and held her breath.

“Hire an assassin.” 

Miss Sutton’s eyes widened with fear.

“Yes sir.” 

Jack stood up, approached her, took her hand and firmly squeezed it. With a smile on his face, he continued.

“Julia, you have had a very traumatic experience this morning. Why don’t you take yourself home, have a nice warm relaxing bath, listen to some classical music, take a few days off. This was nothing more than a storm in a teacup. I tell you what, I shall make arrangements straight away so that you can go and enjoy a week or two at the corporate holiday home. Everything will be supplied; you need not worry about anything at all.” 

“But, but sir, the office will not run efficiently without me.” 

“That is very nice of you to say that Miss Sutton, very well, take as much time as you need, come back whenever you wish, I admire your loyalty. Now, what I also need to tell you is that I shall be away for at least two weeks. When I return, I want to see you totally refreshed, okay.” 

Julia accepted his proposal and took her leave, but remained quite uncertain of the future and her employer’s safety.

The reception area was now restored to normality. The cleaners had done away with the mess and one of the other secretaries had taken charge of the reception desk. Jack Stern called a meeting of his staff that numbered six in total for that afternoon. This morning’s activity, plus his glorious start to the day had given him quite a healthy appetite. Food now, was the foremost thought in his head. He could smell the freshly brewed coffee, oven baked croissants and lightly scrambled eggs. With those thoughts in mind he went in search of his favourite café.

 

“Gentlemen, as you are aware, I have decided to take a break of about two weeks from the office to oversee my new acquisition, the community service centre out in the mid west. This has nothing to do with this morning’s incident and it is not an attempt by me to go into hiding. I simply want to be there to fine-tune the operation and other matters as you well know. I have left a file for each one of you and I expect that the contents of each will be completed by the time I return. Do not telephone me, except for the utmost urgency and only on my ultra-secure private line. I expect that each one of you will be as efficient as always, to the maximum degree of course. After all, each one of you is hand picked and expert, any questions?”

The room remained silent, just as Jack had anticipated. Each one of his employees was a quiet achiever, more than capable at his or her respective tasks. As they left his office, he fiddled with his attaché case and once satisfied that he had everything that he required, he locked it, closed the door behind him confident that unless a disaster happened, his office would run with Swiss German precision.

 

The journey to the newly acquired community service centre would be quite long between 10 to 12 hours in total driving time. Jack decided to motor, rather than take a bus, or train or plane because he enjoyed the pleasure of spending time with, as he affectionately called her, my timeless lady’.  She was his red Ferrari, complete with V12 engine. It had to be so, for symbolically and numerologically the number 12 reduced to 3 and to Jack this represented immense strength. It stood in his mind, as an equilateral triangle, the strongest structure known to man. In his mind his timeless lady responded in a similar fashion. Although she enjoyed the short trips to and from work, the episodes of stunt driving, she often yearned to stretch her legs and do a marathon run. Her engine simply purred as she drove out of the city on to a route that would guide him to his destination. The cabin was filled with the angelic music of Mozart’s Ave Verum Corpus. As the music played, Jack reflected on days gone by. The scene was one of…

The convent’s chapel was silent. The congregation awaited the procession of altar boys and priest, the signal, for the start of mass. The altar had been made ready. It was richly decorated with flowers left over from the previous day’s wedding ceremonies and bathed in a myriad of colours that shone from the upper left stained glass windows. People swore that when the lights came from a particular direction during a particular time of the day, you could make out the image of the Virgin Mary, with the baby Jesus in her arms on the right hand wall of the sanctuary, but you had to be quick, for it only lasted a brief moment or two.

Jack’s mother sat with her husband in the centre aisle pews, seven rows back from the front. She was overjoyed that her son had become and remained a devoted altar boy. Now nearing eighteen years of age, she hoped that he would consider becoming a priest, just like his Uncle Tom. She prayed for that at every mass and said numerous rosaries in between with the same intention. It seemed that her prayers had been answered, for Jack accompanied his Uncle Tom every time he went on a mission of pastoral care, bringing communion to the sick and saying mass in remote areas. Jack had become so good at observing and remembering, that Father Tom quite frankly said, “You might as well let Jack say the mass.” 

On many occasions when it was obvious that the distribution of communion was going to be a laboured affair, he would allow Jack after saying the necessary blessing, to assist in giving out the consecrated hosts. People often thought that Jack was a trainee priest, or even a deacon. Such was his angelic disposition, but something went wrong. That something wrong if you wish to call it that came in the form of a woman.

 

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